The Beppin Legacy

The history and future of a utopian marriage of Third Reich idealism and the wonderously vast tapestry of the animal kingdom.

Wednesday, July 19, 2006

A Failed Third Reich Idea Takes On New Life In Beppin

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Something very interesting came into my possession recently. Something that I think will prove very, very interesting to the future of Beppin.. indeed, to the future of the world and the future of warfare and military defence as we know it.

Through underground channels, sympathetic to the ideals of Beppin, I've recieved some incredibly valuable literature. This literature contains abandoned plans from Herr Hitler's Third Reich. Plans involving a force far beyond mere steel and iron. Plans that document the development of a division of Nazi Dinosaurs! Yes, you read correctly. Nazi Dinosaurs. A division that would exist under the rule of the Wehrmacht's high command and would be part mounted and part unmounted. Existing as a cavalry of sorts that would take the Third Reich's land warefare to a new level of superiority.

The detail in these documents is extraordinary. Herr Hitler must have believed very strongly in this idea as theres even plans in this dossier for livery and bridlery for these reptillian mounts. The overall plan was for the Dinosaurierabteilung to exist alongside the panzer divisions as a frontline force that could deliver a kind of terror and superiority as yet not witnessed.

I don't want to let too many secrets out of the bag, but Herr Hitler's science division go into great detail about how to make this a reality. Detailled architectural designs that show the necessary "stables" to house such beasts, and many drafts of training guides. It was believed that the effectively limited intelligence of these creatures would serve their master's very well as subserviance and obediance could be easily taught from very early development.

Indeed, it was not these aspects of training and discipline that were believed to be the major disadvantages of this division. The biggest problem was the lack of raw material need to regenerate the creatures through scientific means. Germany's regions were not rich with predeposited dinosaurs and, as described in this document, Herr Hitler was planning to use his occupation of other nations as a richer source for the creation of dinosaurs. What was required for such experiments was simple, what was required was fossils.

Archaeological digs documented in many war records seem to be skewed towards a religious angle for the Third Reich. This has now become apparent to me as a complete misconception as what these teams of scientists were searching for were not for religious artifacts, but for remnants of dinosaurs to use as a basis for creating the Dinosaurierabteilung.

Which brings us to current day Beppin. A land thats rich in many aspects of natural phenomenon, but especially in the area of fossils. Our lands have been fertile ground for fossils, every day there appears to be new ones appearing that I personally could have sworn weren't in that place the day before. Yet I keep digging them up and manage to keep Oberschütze Blathers M. Owl busy identifying them on a daily basis.

Now that the Dinosaur Wing of the Beppin National Museum is fully furnished, I had indeed little use for these remnants of times passed and had been selling them off to Herr Nook for some paltry Bells. Now I've come across such incredibly valuable information, I do believe that my quest for fossils in Beppin will be something I will be focussing much of my attention on from this day forward.

Of interesting note, the documentation I've acquired mentions that a lack of, and I quote, "scientist and lab themed furniture" was another one of the most important problems that Herr Hitler's teams couldn't overcome. Although I am still missing some integral parts of this furniture, I do believe with the right amount of experimentation that I can indeed succeeed where the Third Reich failed. I will be posting my results of these projects as I work through the processes.

And to think I was going to spend the summer catching insects and fish!
Indeed, I Baron von Beppin, hereby committ myself and Beppin's resources to continuing Herr Hitler's work in creating a Dinosaurierabteilung for Beppin's military, the likes of which the world has never seen!

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